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PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:29 pm    Post subject: True Storey Reply with quote
So.... a mate of mine was a magician,

He used to do the pubs and clubs, and part of his act was a parrot.

Now one day the parrot got a bit unhappy with its part in the act and started to ruin every gig the magician had.

Every time he did a trick, the parrot would pipe up "it's up his left sleeve" , "it's under his hat".

Now before to long the magician was being laughed off stage, and he could not get a booking anywhere.

Luckily a job came upon a cruise liner for a round the world trip and the magician thought,

Half way round the world, I'll tie a brick to the parrot's legs and hoof him overboard.

So He starts his cruise, his first night is terrible, the parrot keeps shouting "It's up his left sleeve"

He's laughed off stage.

The same the next few nights. Then it's the mid way point, they are out in the ocean and the magician is about to dispatch the parrot.....

BANG.....the ship hits an iceberg and down it goes.

Splutter splutter...... the magician floats to the surface and grabs hold of a plank of wood. He watches the ship sink.

Flutter Flutter......the parrot lands on the other end of the plank.

Three days and nights they just stare at each other, not a word is said.

On the forth day, the parrot says "OK, I give up, what did you do with the ship ?"
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ok I like this - I hope you're not claiming copyright in it or anything as I've already emailed it to three other people
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